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2 Poems: Yen Li

    Heavenly

    Crazy boy

    Used to send me flowers

    Addressed; "Heaven Li"

    Dad would laugh

    Ask when I'd get a real man

    Crazy boy said

    I should change my name

    Become Heaven Li

    And play punk rock

    I told him

    That a girl

    From a 5000 year culture

    Got no time for punk rock

    Even if she lives in Vancouver

    Asked me

    What I thought about

    At Uncle's Mah Jong school

    I told him

    All the stars

    Are Mah Jong tiles

    He quoted Einstein

    "God does not play dice"

    Why? I asked

    "The Universe

    has rhythms"

    The more reason

    To play dice

    Crazy boy

    Didn't tell him

    That I like to think

    Of the blood

    On the hockey ice

    But I do?




    Why I Won't Eat Chinese Food
    In Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan

    Mistaken for a waitress!

    Will not wear

    white blouse

    to chinese restaurant again.


    I deal Mah Jong

    don't sling dishes.

    Poker faced across plates,

    not tipping.


    Too cold!

    For cantonese hyphenated canadian.

    Noodles lacked vigour.

    This girl does not respect limpness.


    No squid.

    No pigface.

    Just beef.

    Beef, Beef, Beef.


    In diners I ask white guys

    to pass the syrup.

    Never expect them

    to cook me pancakes too.

Yen Li is a Chinese hyphonated Canadian from Vancouver, B.C. She slings tiles in a Mah Jongg parlour and reads way too much for her own good.. She has been known to drink and get sassy.



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