Shane Allison

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Andy Griffith loves apple pie

With cautioned hot filling.

Bea Arthur loves big macs.

Special sauce pasted at the corners

Of her mouth.

Courtney Love loves chicken nuggets

Dipped in honey mustard sauce.

Della Reese loves Dunkin Donuts

With fruity filling.

Elijah Wood loves Eggo waffles

With maple syrup.

Farrah Fawcett loves barbecue-flavored Fritos.

Gweneth Paltrow loves Gummy Bears.

The yellow ones are her favorite.

Holly Hunter loves hot dogs

With extra mayonnaise.

Ian Mc Cullogh loves Italian pork sausages.

Jack Nicholson loves jujyfruits,

But hates it when it gets stuck in his teeth.

Kim Cattrall is coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs.

Loren Hutton hates lima beans.

Mira Sorvino loves macaroni & cheese

With meatballs.

Nicole Kidman loves Nutri-grain bars.

Oprah Winfrey loves a good omelet.

Puff Daddy loves pork skins

with tobasco sauce.

Quentin Tarintino loves quarter pounders w/ cheese.

Richard Gere loves relish by the bowlful.

Sally Field loves nothing more than a good sausage Mcmuffin,

Yet Tom Selleck hates tomato paste,

But he'll do anything for a tortilla.

Uma Thurman loves Uncle Ben's rice.

Val Kilmer loves a good veal cutlet.

Whoppi Goldberg hates walnuts,

But loves xtra value meals.

Yoko Ono hates yogurt

With fruit at the bottom,

But Zsa Zsa Gabor loves zucchini.

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