**double crown**
I remember
when a friend
asked me
to go
into the Pleasure Chest
in Philadelphia
and buy
a cock ring cause
he didn't have
the balls
and I did
I went in
walked over
to the store clerk and
asked all
the particulars
like
shape, size,
circumference -
allthat
he spread em across
the counter
and one by one, he
showed them
off:
ones with velco
some with snaps and
then there were
vibrating
ones.
"those things look
mighty tiny." I said.
"adjustable, miss,
adjustable," he said.
I asked
for a demo...
the oriental man
a kinky little
dwarf
stood
breast high and
his traditional
slit-slanting eyes
radar'd through
my t-top as
he spoke with
a traditional
americana
accent and
his roly-
poly face turned
the color of a beet as
he spoke
of sex stuff.
his moustache hung
stiff like icicles
off the corners
of his mouth and
his upperlip had
no hair, like
the top
of his head
he
talked
with his hands
down
around his zipper
area almost
masturbating while
demonstrating
those things and
he said something
like
"this one, miss,
the double crown. you
like?"
"oh yea, yea! leather's
good but how
do you attach
that thing to the cock?"
"here. here..." and he pointed
to the part where the
snaps
snap:
"...you, miss,
tell friend, he fit
around base
of penis and
scrotum
attach two
short straps
(which "lift and separate"
the balls.) then
snap here - snap there---
no get penis
hard first, miss...
you see you
have good time, miss,
for all night long."
"I'll take that one,"
I said and
I paid and
I left...
I got into
the car...
"well, did you get it?"
"yep, the one called
'the double crown'."
"what the hell is that?"
"I don't frikkin' know,
it's fancy, top
of the line and
it spreads
the testicles."
"that scares me."
well, we were home
undressed
flopped in bed and
he put the
deluxe double crown
on his dick before
it was hard and
we followed
the directions - to a
t but if you ask
me, I
think I spent
more time
with
the dwarf
and his demo.
©cait collins 2000
Ms_AllThat
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