
Andrew MacArthur
| Siberian Shaman in Oregon The whiskey that makes you drunk too quickly, the girls all pretty (eyes congealing with contempt), the buses cluttered with advertisements. You're a Hollywood Russian in the West, I say to my self; bathe, play mediocre chess, smoke mild cigarettes- only my guttural accent seems authentic. In Moscow I was trained in main-frames, nothing else- nothing of life here. Now a series of fractions curls down to a declining yield-curve- on the Inter-net, tiny nudes every pixel immature, younger than your youngest sister. In Middle-European script I list what I like about life in the United States: the Swimsuit-and-Lingerie model, plump chicken dropping off the bone, church-bells at odd times. **********************************************
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