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Love Drunk Driving
Eric and I sitting in his backyard, the sun stretched to afternoon potential. Some clouds pass and we have nothing planned. Eric's working on his tan lines. His arms are dark wine red until the shoulders where all color is scared ghost white. "Fuck man, you know what's good?" He pauses, taking a sip of Bud Light. "Driving drunk." Eric isn't a profound guy. He once bragged about farting fifty-four times in a row, the trick being to stick your ass directly up in the air while on all fours. "Seriously man, I love driving drunk." Maybe he's onto something. There's a dream like danger to driving drunk, landscapes passing in slow haze. The feeling of being so alone yet comfortable at the same time with no place to go. Eric presses two fingers against his pasty chest, leaving faded red outlines. "But I love farting too."
The Greeks said everything in moderation. Fifty-four is a lot of farts.
The Hook
Yesterday some pictures came in the mail from an ex-girlfriend I hadn't seen in years. They were pictures taken during college and I remembered each one except the last photo, a black and white shot of her on all fours wearing a thong and pigtails, which too a few minutes for my memory kicked in. I tried masturbating, my free hand caressing the glossy curve of her tight ass but gave up when I started thinking about college. I missed her. I missed us. And I really hoped I did take that picture.
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