Thunder Sandwich  #23

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Jerry Erwin

The Guy Next Door (#6)


The alcoholic guy next door talks to

himself in the shower every morning


No. He rants to himself in the shower.

he pontificates on all manner of social

and political issues with great passion

and conviction, bellowing out something

about "the masses," and at first I thought

there was a woman in there with him,

listening to all his enraged shit as she

lathered up his anguished balls, giving his

yodeling oretory some relevance, but no,

I realized the only one exposed to his

alcoholic disconnect was me (trying to take

my own peaceful and non-pontificating

shower) and really, what manner of woman

would have spent the night with such a

lost soul, even if he did bathe regularly?


I don't know

it's just me and my testicles as usual.



Trudy (#11)


I often wake up in the morning with

an erection and thoughts of Trudy


she would always get my dick so hard

and for so long, that it actually hurt


she refuses to have anything to do with

me now, perfectly content with her little

Chinese man, and her cats, and the spacious

house she inherited from her mother


I still live in my little single apartment,

alone but for my erection, which is just

as hard but no longer hurts, and that,

apparently, is my problem.



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