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Thunder Sandwich #23 |
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Luis Cuauhtemoc Berriozabal |
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JUMPING SHIP The liberals are out to get me Because I jumped ship. I have become more conservative Since 9-11. I have shed my skin. I had to take my clothes off as well, Which is why I'm here. It was all a misunderstanding. It was just my way Of losing those bloodhound Democrats From finding my trail. They want my vote and I don't believe I can give them what They want. I lost faith. This hospital is not real, neither is The doctor or nurse. I believe they are terrorists with Designs on the world's Domination, Or destruction, and they're lying. I am not insane. DRIVING MY CAR Why do you care to know How much or when I drink? I am drunk now. What does it matter to you? I am not driving. I can't hurt anyone. Besides my friend is driving my car. He won't give me back my keys. He said he would Jack me up if I went to the police. He is mad with me Because I would not pay His speeding tickets. I don't want to talk about this anymore. I just want to go to sleep. My friend can hear Everything we say. He can read my mind, Your mind, everyone's mind. I can hear him gunning The engine outside my room. Please tell him to use premium. The bastard's going To ruin the engine. I know he can hear me. I wish he would get it Over and jack me up Like he said he would. I bet he's not so tough. |