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Peter Magliocco

The Double


rumor had it that fanged Roy

of Siegfried & Roy illusion fame

was trying to make a comeback

at our highrise's Lucky Lounge

but I doubted he'd get by

the first declawed toothless tiger

left over from the vandalized zoo,

since this "Roy" had to be phony

as any other Vegas impersonator

trying to hustle a living in hell

(a.k.a., the Las Vegas Strip shows)

& anyway he looked about 80+

sporting a silver cane/knife & cape --

his bouffant-mane an obvious wig

along with a costume borrowed

from old Elvis-at-the-Hilton gigs,

now looking more sadly overweight

as the King before dying on the crap-

throne, Bible nearby, like all

who must cash in their holy chips

before the terrorists finally hit


the biggest mega-jackpot

of

all



drive-thru fuck in the fast lane


is what the Mexican-looking owner

of the Tower Barbelles called it,

that rear part of his property

the Strip hotel whores had sex

with endlessly in their clients' cars

on any given hot weekend night

Tex-Mex was sure to take his cut

from their lucrative joint venture

adding some bucks to gross margins

(business being as bad as it was,

what else could a Vegas mogul do

but illegally profit discreetly from

all the fine young cannibal animals?)

still it really blew my mind seeing

Juanita the ex-Magician herself,

once a Strip headliner starring

in her own show at the Aladdin --

now giving cheap hair-do-bobbing

blow jobs for whatever was left

in some smarmy jack-off's wallet

besides a gilded biz card saying,

"You Always Win at the Barbelles ..."



The Tower Barbelles at 3 a.m.


Around the highrise tower

rap voices cling to windows

indentured residents rarely

peer from, fake French cornices

stained from bottles & beer cans

thrown out, either as protest

or in drunken euphoria


To what unsightly end?

The Las Vegas Strip tower

still stood, despite power

outages & the terror warfare

George W. prophesied from Texas:

despite the loss of gaming revenue

or the fall of the almighty silver


Dollars into ravaged streets below.

"Take me to the real man's coffers,"

a distraught tourist collared me,

huffing out imprecations because

I was the only security gofer around:

"I need to believe I'm gambling on

more than my life insurance,"


He bitched, spilling vintage beer

from a cracked-brown Barbelles mug.

I told him I was lost like everyone,

role-playing made no difference here

in the terminally last living lounge show

called Life we losers all had to play --

but he ran, leaving a counterfeit tip.


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