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Suzanne Nielsen |
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Channeling Would you believe someone who told you Pomeranians are the only breed that eat until they blow up? I know, I had doubts about this myself before the reenactment last night on a local television station. There I was channel changer in hand when my mind snapped my finger tapped before I could stop myself the screen grew a symphonized canine cacophony unleashing Proud Mary unplugged during a staged eulogy in the rented River Room east of the Mississippi where the narrator intermittently projected fuzzy slides of a Pom in its youth. In the background far off in the right corner of the screen sure enough, it blew, lava-like spew so real that before I knew it I looked down at my hands the left still clinging to the remote while the right clenched a clear and clean Popov bottle cap missing shots swallowed my mind relieved of doubt. Would you believe someone who told you Humans are the only breed that drink till they blow up? |