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Eddie Kilowatt

Saturday Morning Wiseman


I remember

the exact moment that I realized

that my body

would always be in a state

of constant evolution.


peeing into a toilet

trying to aim at the center

to make the most bass echo

throughout the porcelain,

it occurred to me

that my stream of urine

landing bubbly in the water

had gotten much larger.

I shook my head, wisely

and said out loud,


"Well, you're growing up now.

I guess you'll have to deal with

the things all men deal with, like

bigger pee."


then I breathed deep,

filling my chest with the air that

only men with beards and

rolled up shirt sleeves,

coffee mugs, morning papers,

softball leagues and

gasoline powered chainsaws

were allowed to breath.


then I put on my blanky as a cape

and walked into the living room

to lay on the couch

and watch cartoons



the forecast


tire trenches

scarred the seamless white dew

and I just looked out,

inside the warm neon

with my beer buzz.

Al Green wants me to

come and take her

and I want to

leave her as she is,

whoever she is.

admiring her, 

without the tarnish of my hands

without the

cancer of my eyes.

Rolling Rock in my hand.

the beer I drink

when I'm camping.

and I wish I was right now.


tonight,

I'll sleep on the floor

blanket and pillow

heaped together

huddled around the heat register,

missing the complete discomfort.

hold me, bed of sickles.


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Thunder Sandwich #26 - Summer/Fall 2005