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Patricia Wellingham-Jones

Mean Old Sam     


Mean old Sam, you croon

shoving his pushed-in face

away from his fetish, feet.


We sip our tea, regard

with jaundiced eyes

the sad specimen before us.


A purebred Persian, Sam

has the manners of a hog,

long-banished from inside the house.


In our hot valley summers he looks

like a flat-faced rodent, shaved

down to his almost-bare pink skin.


In winter his lush white fur

draggles with mud and other

unmentionables. Still,


Sam has his place in the family

and with that in mind, one frivolous

weekend you painted his cat-igloo


the same earth-peach as your home,

trimmed his door the same forest green

painted daisies and roses and lilies


all over his house, creating

for Mean Old Sam

his own little Eden.



Settling for Second Best       


Trounced in a local election,

newly widowed at 65,

she wraps her white braids

in a coronet around her head.


Takes her sturdy farm wife body,

basic farm wife skills,

to The Peace Corps.


She teaches women in scattered huts,

on dirt floors, in ten-story buildings

the hello-goodbyes of English

with some tips on hygiene

she can't keep to herself.


For years we read of her adventures--

complete with photos as proof--

on page 2 of our daily paper every month.


She wanders the souks of Central Asia,

prowls the cities of Seoul and Delhi,

lingers in Kyoto temple gardens,

sips tea with her hosts on the steppes

of Kazakhstan. Swallows, with a smile,

food she never imagined.


She doesn't spend much time mourning

her lost election, the lost farm.



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Thunder Sandwich #26 - Summer/Fall 2005